To You,
Those are the first ten stereotypes that popped into my head:
First type is the GOSSIP GIRL, whose only job in college is to transfer sh'marat (gossip) from one person to the other. Everyone pretends to hate her but secretly feed on the gossip she brings.
Then you have the HANKOSHA (supposedly feminine), whose every sentence start with "OH EMM GEEH!!". This type eats a pizza with a knife, and her default value is the disgusted face, like she's suffering from severe constipation.
3AROOB or (country girl) is the funniest. She's from the outskirts of Khartoum or a far village. Don't mix her simplicity with stupidity. Everything about her makes you burst into a retarded laugh, specially the way she talks.
The PLAYER is the most obvious one. She'd dated almost everyone, or is dating everyone. She's got her ways to make you buy her credit so she could spend it talking to other guys.
P.s: this type is usually heartless.
The LOUD CHICK on the other hand is always so... loud! The way she talks is obnoxious. Her laugh is annoying. Her sense of decency is nonexistent.
Caution: this creature has the ability to cause anger management problems, followed by an urge to smack the potatoes out of her.
Don't forget the HOT BARLOMA (freshman). She's innocent (supposedly) and adorable, that's why guys fall for her. She's often forgotten in second year after another hot freshman is in the picture.
There's that one type that offenses the whole female nation.... ALJA3ANA! (hungry for boys). She flirts with all guys, and is willing to steal your man if you're not careful. She would assume that a guy likes her simply because he smiled at her or something.
YA 3AMMAK (the ghetto girl) always got your back, unless you're the enemy, then she'll just whoop that ***! She might seem tough and heartless, but she'll never betray you.
The 7ARAAM (prohibited) is never to be forgotten. To her, eveything you do is haraam. She'd pass by you and give you the death threat like you stole her unicorn or something.
Last but not least, the SAFEEHA (dirty mouth). If she was to be beeped for every dirty word she said, we'd end up with a Lil Wayne song! Usually she'd make you lol, but she'd also put you in really awkward and embarrassing situations with strangers.
With Love
- If you can think of other stereotypes, don't hesitate to tell me.
Those are the first ten stereotypes that popped into my head:
First type is the GOSSIP GIRL, whose only job in college is to transfer sh'marat (gossip) from one person to the other. Everyone pretends to hate her but secretly feed on the gossip she brings.
Then you have the HANKOSHA (supposedly feminine), whose every sentence start with "OH EMM GEEH!!". This type eats a pizza with a knife, and her default value is the disgusted face, like she's suffering from severe constipation.
3AROOB or (country girl) is the funniest. She's from the outskirts of Khartoum or a far village. Don't mix her simplicity with stupidity. Everything about her makes you burst into a retarded laugh, specially the way she talks.
The PLAYER is the most obvious one. She'd dated almost everyone, or is dating everyone. She's got her ways to make you buy her credit so she could spend it talking to other guys.
P.s: this type is usually heartless.
The LOUD CHICK on the other hand is always so... loud! The way she talks is obnoxious. Her laugh is annoying. Her sense of decency is nonexistent.
Caution: this creature has the ability to cause anger management problems, followed by an urge to smack the potatoes out of her.
Don't forget the HOT BARLOMA (freshman). She's innocent (supposedly) and adorable, that's why guys fall for her. She's often forgotten in second year after another hot freshman is in the picture.
There's that one type that offenses the whole female nation.... ALJA3ANA! (hungry for boys). She flirts with all guys, and is willing to steal your man if you're not careful. She would assume that a guy likes her simply because he smiled at her or something.
YA 3AMMAK (the ghetto girl) always got your back, unless you're the enemy, then she'll just whoop that ***! She might seem tough and heartless, but she'll never betray you.
The 7ARAAM (prohibited) is never to be forgotten. To her, eveything you do is haraam. She'd pass by you and give you the death threat like you stole her unicorn or something.
Last but not least, the SAFEEHA (dirty mouth). If she was to be beeped for every dirty word she said, we'd end up with a Lil Wayne song! Usually she'd make you lol, but she'd also put you in really awkward and embarrassing situations with strangers.
With Love
- If you can think of other stereotypes, don't hesitate to tell me.
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